10 Children's Books I so desperately want to see become a reality:

1. "Babar becomes a Piano"

2. "Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"

3. "Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear"

4. "Things Rich Kids Have, but you never will"

5. "The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead"

6."Some Kittens Can Fly"

7. "When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God Did It"

8. "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"

9. "Bi-Curious George"

10. "Pop! Goes The Hamster.... And Other Great Microwave Games"