Things that make you go hmm....

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!!

Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?

EAT YOUR F@^%ING CRUST RICHIE!

Eat your crust and there won't be any damn earthquakes...

I learned that Cyanide and Happiness comics are awesome.

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES...

What happened TMNT, you used to be so cool...

Happy Belated Mother's Day!

FACT: Facts can be scary!

Here's proof:

I know your pin number...

and everyone else's too!

Your Pin Number!

Pigs in SPAAAAAAACE!

They said the U.S. would have a black president when pigs fly, Obama's president and now we've got Swine Flu...

...but the media is blowing this thing WAY out of proportion.