Coincidence...I THINK NOT!

Tonight I went to a house party and while sitting around I heard a couple songs that I liked. I found out that they were "Sleepyhead" by Passion Pit and "More Than a Feeling" by Boston. It wasn't until just now that I realized that these two random songs share a connection. The band Passion Pit is from none other than Boston!

I always knew I was hot...

Tonight while performing magic at a table I couldn't get my lighter to work. I put it to my ear to see if I could hear any gas coming out and I stupidly lit the lighter. To my surprise the flames shot out and singed my hair a bit. The family watching was horrified and kept asking if I was alright, luckily I was fine and there was no noticeable damage to my blond head of hair!

I love College...

cause your teacher can say things like:
"like a tard, a German tard."

My Girlfriend

Is so beautiful and smart and funny

Drunk.....

I love being drunk! There is many things that work. It just takes away the fear and adds something new. It feels good, I will admit.

Drunk../;.

Why I Love College...

Cause your teacher says things like: "You never know when you're gonna have to start a brush fire."

Yup, that's how I get ALL the ladies ;)

I can make your virginity DISAPPEAR!

Coincidence...I THINK NOT!

Really? REALLY?
Today some friends were talking about magicians and the subject of Sigfried and Roy came up (they're the famous Las Vegas magicians with white Bengal tigers)
Anyways, just now I was watching "Disaster Movie" which I just downloaded last night for no real reason. At one point in the movie a character says: "You must be bummin' harder than Sigfried after Roy got attacked by that white Bengal."
Now granted, sometimes people talk to me about magic and magicians (seeing as how I am one), but the fact that Sigfried and Roy's tiger incident came up twice in the same day, I just have to ask...REALLY?

REALLY REALLY!?! *UPDATE*
Honestly, I can't make this stuff up...
While at work tonight some people mentioned a local area magician and then after some discussion they mentioned...SIGFRIED AND ROY!
That's three times in one day...REALLY!?

Why I love College...

because your teachers can say things like: "I'm talking bend over, no vaseline, FUCKED!"

Don't want kids?

How about now???

Why I love College...

because your professors can say things like:
"They will skull-fuck you and then use your skull as an ashtray"