Why did God create idiots?

I was a witness to some vandalism at school today.
Let me tell the whole story, it's quite interesting...
I was getting my regular 4th period snack when I noticed someone playing with the microwave. I thought that maybe they were just fixing the time or something and I ignored them. As I was walking out of the cafeteria with my chips, I noticed a small group of people standing against a wall looking over in the direction of the microwave. Now I was certainly interested in what was going on. I waited outside the caf. and peered in through a window. I saw the kid getting something from the snack machine and then moving over once again to the microwave. He pressed a couple of buttons and then joined his group of friends. They started to walk away but kept looking over their shoulders at the microwave. After they exited the caf. I went back in to examine the microwave, but before I could get to it I heard a loud bang! I immediately saw smoke coming from the microwave and assumed that they had put a bag of popcorn in for way to long (purposely). Some other kids noticed the smoking machine and one of them opened the door, where even more smoke poured out. Now I was pissed, because I had donated both of the microwaves in the caf. and if they were broken I was certainly going to find out who did it.
It turns out that there was what appeared to be an exploded firework sitting inside the microwave. The bell was about to go and so I had to run to class.
After class I went down to the office and reported the incident. They had already heard about what had happened but were waiting for one of the other witnesses to come forward. I knew what the kid looked like but didn't know his name, so they had me flip through a student directory and identify him, which I did. Now I just have to wait and see what happens.

More on this story as it develops...


P.S. The photo is not from today's incident...